The other day Mom said to stop Smokey from licking up the soap “Cause he’s an idiot!”
I acted like that was the funniest thing I’d heard in a while because it was. Smokey not only rides the short bus, he’s the driver and conductor.
So tonight I found the litter box turned over and Smokey on the sink looking guilty. What obviously transpired is that he was sleeping on the sink and fell off into the litter box. Not the first time either.
“Cause he’s an idiot!”