Just last Thursday we were talking about how mild the winter has been here in Florida.

Some of you might know that we’re nudists; if not, you do now. Get over it.

Way back last August or September we started thinking about where to go for a couple of months in the winter; we knew that a winter at the Grove in north Georgia wasn’t for us. We reasoned that it would be too cold in Florida to run around nekkid as it had been for many years, so it made sense to stay at a textile campground rather than paying twice the price to stay at a nudist park.

And so we’ve suffered through the hottest winter in a long time. In our clothes. With the air conditioner running.

Which brings us to how we put the mouth on it. When we talked about the mild winter we did it _out loud_ multiple times on Thursday.

Sure as shootin’,  Friday night hit 33F and the furnace didn’t light. Saturday’s high was a scorching 55F and the low is forecast to be around 30F. To all of you who were inconvenienced we apologize. We will endeavour to shut up in the future.

And now about outwitting ourselves. We’ve made reservations to stay at Lake Como nudist park next November to March. And it’ll be the coldest winter in 100 years….

The weather prophet had mentioned something about “blustery northwest wind” but I didn’t pay any attention because we’re 60+ miles from the coast and there was no lake wind advisory or high wind advisory. So of course we were awakened to the awning flapping at around zero-dark-thirty.

It didn’t sound bad so we went back to sleep.

Then just around dawn things got real busy; suddenly the awning was flapping so hard it was shaking the MH. We bailed out to roll it up in around 30kts of wind at 40F. We got the awning rolled up and dived back under the covers.

About an hour later Mr. Tigger went bananas and started bellowing. He doesn’t usually do that so we figured he was just a little freaked by the wind; we expected him to shut up sometime, which he eventually did. Turns out Mom had covered up the door of his litter box and he was literally locked out of the outhouse.

No telling what’ll happen tonight. We’re forcast for 26F. I’m so glad I’m in Florida where it’s warm and all is calm and peaceful.