• Miss Lueffie pisses in the parking lot!

    Well, Miss Lueffie took a piss in the parking lot of a grocery store, of all things! Well, at least she didn’t piss on me this time. Remember the blog post where I wrote about visiting Camping World and said, “honey, maybe we could upgrade to a newer RV?” Then all of a sudden brown water started leaking from behind the sun visor and filled me lap! That leak has been fixed and all is well in lala land. After that, I’ve had nothing but kind words about Miss Lueffie!

    Ok, I realize I have drifted from the subject at hand. Yes, you read right, Miss Lueffie took a piss in the parking lot. Actually, she past water from three different places! Holy crap! It was off to the repair guys to find out if she’s gonna need depends or something. Nope, just a new radiator, new water pump, hoses and belts galore!

    I gotta admit, Miss Lueffie is like a real person to me. You take care of your friends in time of need. And, by golly, we’ll keep her long after she turns 30, at which time she will be considered an antique! OMG! I just realized that makes me a almost a double antique….. Until next time

  • Coup attemt foiled!

    Drama seems to follow us around.

    We’re currently residing at MCG in north Georgia. It’s a campground with a somewhat troubled past and it all came to a head in the past couple of weeks.

    On a Thursday the well water was turned off. The story was that the health department ordered the water turned off. On Friday the management company sent out letters to all of us essentially shutting down the business and telling us we all need to leave.

    On Saturday the property owner, called horseshit.

    Saturday night several of us noticed some irregularities in the ostensibly-copied letters we’d been sent. Such as dark lines, text not lining up with text etc.

    First thing Monday morning the property owner was in front of the health department chief’s desk. When Sean saw the fraud he ground his teeth and said “that wasn’t what I wrote.”

    Turns out that one or more corporate directors had falsified a mailing from the health department to read basically “shut down” rather than “remove or change the illlegal vollleyball pool.” And the dumb fucks had literally cut and pasted, badly.

    Why did they do this? Some speculate that they intended to buy the property at fire-sale prices but the fact is that the owner has no need to sell at any price. That he’s disgusted is a given, but he’d literally give the property to a co-op before he’d lose it.

    So we’re in a place we’ve tried to avoid, we don’t do drama. And drama has followed us down here from the failed campground in Tennessee. But we’ll stand with the owner and fight.

  • Flies!

    We’re under attack by lots and lots of flies here in the CG. Mom’s been running around madly swatting the flies that got inside.

    Swatting a fly in a pan of water may not have been the swiftest of ideas…