We had to replace our Dish Tailgater with a new Winegard thingie; the Winegard thingie will do both eastern arc and western arc, which is a tremendous advantage. But the Winegard thingie is spooky. I call it Big Eye.
You know how you can feel when someone’s looking at you? Even from behind. It’s that kind of spooky. Every now and then, several times a day, Big Eye will just crank up, scan and aim in various directions. Not when the DVR is recording something; Big Eye follows his own schedule. And obviously tracks me and monitors my every movement.
Where’s the tinfoil?