No, not that kind. Well sorta..<\/p>\n
Miss Lueffie’s spare tire blew out. Sitting there on it’s rack in it’s cover, it simply blew out, blew up the cover, BANG!<\/p>\n
I was standing about six feet away. The only reason I didn’t soil my pants was that I wasn’t wearing pants.<\/p>\n
Mom came boiling down the steps; she said that since I wasn’t hollerin she knew I was dead. \u00a0But no, I was just standing there like a dummy saying “look at our spare tire.”<\/p>\n
The Fuckup Fairy has visited us again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
No, not that kind. Well sorta.. Miss Lueffie’s spare tire blew out. Sitting there on it’s rack in it’s cover, it simply blew out, blew up the cover, BANG! I was standing about six feet away. The only reason I didn’t soil my pants was that I wasn’t wearing pants. Mom came boiling down the steps; she said that since I wasn’t hollerin she knew I was dead. \u00a0But no, I was just standing there like a dummy saying “look at our spare tire.” The Fuckup Fairy has visited us again.<\/p>\n[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":832,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions\/832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}