{"id":2875,"date":"2016-09-05T17:33:53","date_gmt":"2016-09-05T21:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2875"},"modified":"2016-09-05T18:28:30","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T22:28:30","slug":"did-i-tell-ya-i-hate-copperheads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2875","title":{"rendered":"Did I tell ya I hate Copperheads?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was crazy! We&#8217;ve sold all of the stuff we collected the last two years at the CG we are at. Table and 6 Chairs, Gas Grill, Bullet Smoker, Two 20 lbs Propane tanks, Golf Cart, etc. etc. etc.<\/p>\n<p>Cleared the deck and cleared the shed, except for one occupant! A 2 ft Copperhead all curled up in the corner as I swept debris out of the shed!<\/p>\n<p>So, I flip my broom handle downward and gave that M@th*r F@ck&amp;r about a dozen whacks! When I was convinced he was stunned, I ran out and yelled for jbh! Did you hear my scream? Nope, says he heard a quack! Say what? Probably!<\/p>\n<p>No sooner than I realized I was face to face with a copperhead, I knew if I ran and screamed, I&#8217;d have to deal with this thing later and I was not about too! Did I tell ya I hate snakes?<\/p>\n<p>Once jbh came on the scene, he found a metal pole and began to whack some more! Eventually, the snake was dead!<\/p>\n<p>So, do I walk back inside that shed unarmed? Nope! I got my broom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was crazy! We&#8217;ve sold all of the stuff we collected the last two years at the CG we are at. Table and 6 Chairs, Gas Grill, Bullet Smoker, Two 20 lbs Propane tanks, Golf Cart, etc. etc. etc. Cleared the deck and cleared the shed, except for one occupant! A 2 ft Copperhead all curled up in the corner as I swept debris out of the shed! So, I flip my broom handle downward and gave that M@th*r F@ck&amp;r about a dozen whacks! When I was convinced he was stunned, I ran out and yelled for jbh! Did you<\/p>\n<a class=\"more-link\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2875\">[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2875"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2875"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2878,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2875\/revisions\/2878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}