{"id":2832,"date":"2015-08-23T19:07:47","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T23:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2832"},"modified":"2015-08-23T19:09:07","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T23:09:07","slug":"toad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2832","title":{"rendered":"TOAD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  Ribbet!<\/p>\n<p>  After years of renting and bumming cars from people to go to town for shopping trips we finally found and bought a toad! (towed vehicle)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2833\" style=\"width: 730px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2833\" src=\"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tracker.jpg\" alt=\"It follows us everywhere.\" width=\"720\" height=\"435\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2833\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tracker.jpg 720w, https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tracker-150x91.jpg 150w, https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/tracker-300x181.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2833\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It follows us everywhere.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>  We couldn&#8217;t tow anything with Miss Lueffie and while the Queen&#8217;s Barge could tow it wasn&#8217;t really all that necessary; we could simply take the Barge to town. Now it&#8217;s a bit more difficult since we&#8217;re under a steel pole barn and it takes a 100-point turn to get in or out. Besides, an $8500 transmission and $3000 control box last September kinda put the damper on spending lots more money.<\/p>\n<p>  In any event, the stars converged and we found a lightweight easily-towable vehicle right sorta nearby in Houston, a Chevy Tracker. It&#8217;s a little roller skate with four wheel drive and Mom&#8217;s sewing machine has more horsepower. It&#8217;s a bit squirrelly over 60 mph (it wants to swap ends) and it accelerates in furlongs-per-fortnight but it&#8217;ll do fine. It reminds me of my old VW Bug.<\/p>\n<p>  I&#8217;d been looking for a Suzuki Sidekick \/ Geo Tracker \/ Chevy Tracker for a while and they&#8217;re thin on the ground; what I was finding was unsuitable models, too ragged out or hundreds of miles away. This one turned up nearby and two days later we adopted her.<\/p>\n<p>  We borrowed Tiffany&#8217;s pickup for the jaunt down to Houston. Now understand, we&#8217;re not city people. Our idea of a big city is Navasota, Texas or Cleveland, Georgia. Houston is another planet, like Atlanta. And it was very much like Atlanta except that other drivers indicated that we were #1 only a couple of times. And their horns worked ok.<\/p>\n<p>  All&#8217;s well that ends well and we ended up back at the ranch with a new member of the family. What&#8217;ll we name her, The Queen&#8217;s Dinghy? That sounds pretty good especially if you read it out loud a couple of times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ribbet! After years of renting and bumming cars from people to go to town for shopping trips we finally found and bought a toad! (towed vehicle) We couldn&#8217;t tow anything with Miss Lueffie and while the Queen&#8217;s Barge could tow it wasn&#8217;t really all that necessary; we could simply take the Barge to town. Now it&#8217;s a bit more difficult since we&#8217;re under a steel pole barn and it takes a 100-point turn to get in or out. Besides, an $8500 transmission and $3000 control box last September kinda put the damper on spending lots more money. 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