{"id":2752,"date":"2014-10-14T18:22:31","date_gmt":"2014-10-14T22:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2752"},"modified":"2014-10-14T18:29:01","modified_gmt":"2014-10-14T22:29:01","slug":"blowin-like-a-whore-at-a-legion-convention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2752","title":{"rendered":"Blowin&#8217; like a whore at a Legion convention!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gulf Shores, Alabama, on Bon Secour Bay &#8211; We had an &#8220;anomalous cold front&#8221; come through last night, so the weather-guessers say. In mid-October, they report 17 tornados and a bunch of wind damage in the Southeast. That&#8217;s definitely anomalous.<\/p>\n<p>Here we had no excitement other than five billion acorns blowing on our roof half the night.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re about five miles west of downtown Gulf Shores on Bon Secour Bay; I can see Mobile Bay channel markers in the distance and we&#8217;re watching tows on the ICW. I guess because of those years on Apalachee Bay 100 miles to the east I feel right at home.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings us to our topic. When a front \u00a0comes through the wind blows. The title of this post is aptly descriptive. I&#8217;ve learned another descriptive phrase from somewhere or other that doesn&#8217;t really make any sense, but it&#8217;s &#8220;Blowin&#8217; like seven barrels of whale shit!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It does succintly get the point across.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gulf Shores, Alabama, on Bon Secour Bay &#8211; We had an &#8220;anomalous cold front&#8221; come through last night, so the weather-guessers say. In mid-October, they report 17 tornados and a bunch of wind damage in the Southeast. That&#8217;s definitely anomalous. Here we had no excitement other than five billion acorns blowing on our roof half the night. We&#8217;re about five miles west of downtown Gulf Shores on Bon Secour Bay; I can see Mobile Bay channel markers in the distance and we&#8217;re watching tows on the ICW. I guess because of those years on Apalachee Bay 100 miles to the<\/p>\n<a class=\"more-link\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=2752\">[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2752"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2754,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2752\/revisions\/2754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}