{"id":1650,"date":"2013-03-16T20:26:08","date_gmt":"2013-03-17T00:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=1650"},"modified":"2013-03-16T20:58:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T00:58:32","slug":"plumbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/?p=1650","title":{"rendered":"Plumbers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I just put a humorous post about the Grove’s pool and the installation of a solar system on FB. My intent was to explain why the pool was 1\/3 low, why there’s water and mud in the pool shack etc.<\/p>\n

I write humor. I no longer write straight news, and I’ve learned that if I get on my high horse I pay for my own legal defense no matter how right I am according to the US constitution. That’s another story. It was either that or shoot ’em.<\/p>\n

But that’s totally beside the point. When I wrote about the guy who blew up his black tank he only corrected a minor technical issue. And it doesn’t matter if the pipe the jackleg plumbers broke was 76 cents, $76 or $76,000, the funny part is that they stepped on it two days in a row.<\/p>\n

So why in the hell \u00a0does one get their knickers in a twist about an obvious gag post? It’s painfully obviously not serious; there’s no friggin way anyone could take it as serious.<\/p>\n

Geez. I pine for the days of \u00a0letters to the editor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  I just put a humorous post about the Grove’s pool and the installation of a solar system on FB. My intent was to explain why the pool was 1\/3 low, why there’s water and mud in the pool shack etc. I write humor. I no longer write straight news, and I’ve learned that if I get on my high horse I pay for my own legal defense no matter how right I am according to the US constitution. That’s another story. It was either that or shoot ’em. But that’s totally beside the point. When I wrote about the<\/p>\n[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1650"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1655,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1650\/revisions\/1655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}