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The chirrens (cats) are at Defcon 1 tonight. They’ve been quietly watching like the little snipers they are. Smokey went to ground in the carpet and Oreo took the overwatch.<\/p>\n

I couldn’t stand it any more so grabbed a flashlight and crept up..slowly slowly catchee monkee…and found the object of their attention in a door seam. One…count ’em…ONE small cockroach. Seriously, he’s so small he really doesn’t deserve the “cock” part of the name.<\/p>\n

Now come on. We’ve taken them to Florida, way down into the ‘Glades where the roaches have license tags, and they’re all excited about this?<\/p>\n

And even with all the high alert THEY LET IT GET AWAY!<\/p>\n

One would think…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The chirrens (cats) are at Defcon 1 tonight. They’ve been quietly watching like the little snipers they are. Smokey went to ground in the carpet and Oreo took the overwatch. I couldn’t stand it any more so grabbed a flashlight and crept up..slowly slowly catchee monkee…and found the object of their attention in a door seam. One…count ’em…ONE small cockroach. Seriously, he’s so small he really doesn’t deserve the “cock” part of the name. Now come on. We’ve taken them to Florida, way down into the ‘Glades where the roaches have license tags, and they’re all excited about this? And<\/p>\n[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2846"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2847,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions\/2847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}