The names have been changed to protect the innocent; let’s say they’re “Dennis” and “Marge.”<\/p>\n
Marge came down the street and banged on my door; she said “Dennis needs your help, the cat’s trapped under the bed!”<\/p>\n
OK…in an RV you simply lift the bed and let the cat out. But no… Dennis had installed a king-size bed and as part of the project had covered what had been walk-around space. And somewhere along the way Cat #1 hopped in that space.<\/p>\n
How anyone could cover the space and not notice a huge orange-and-white cat is beyond me. But it was like the first scene of “The Tell-Tale Heart.”<\/p>\n
By the time I got there Dennis was sitting there with the heavy mattress over his head trying to get the screws out of the top panel. I don’t know why people use a four-inch screw when a one-inch screw would do, but he’s already rounded off a couple of screw heads so that panel wasn’t coming off. I noticed that the end panel could be removed and got those screws out, probably because I didn’t have a heavy mattress on my head.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later and the cat’s out.<\/p>\n
While Dennis was reinstalling the end panel he told Marge to count the critters. “One dog, second dog, one cat…um….<\/p>\n
We looked around, searched under furniture for eyeballs..no cat. There’s only one place Cat #2 could be.<\/p>\n
Sure enough!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The names have been changed to protect the innocent; let’s say they’re “Dennis” and “Marge.” Marge came down the street and banged on my door; she said “Dennis needs your help, the cat’s trapped under the bed!” OK…in an RV you simply lift the bed and let the cat out. But no… Dennis had installed a king-size bed and as part of the project had covered what had been walk-around space. And somewhere along the way Cat #1 hopped in that space. How anyone could cover the space and not notice a huge orange-and-white cat is beyond me. But it<\/p>\n[Read More...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2845,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions\/2845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fugawetribe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}