Mom’s gotten re-obsessed with genealogy. Some new DNA test or something became available a couple of months ago and now pretty much every conversation involves ancestors. For a couple of months. Ancestors. Relatives. Ancestors. Relatives. Did I mention ancestors? Morning, noon and night. Ancestors. Revered ancestors. Hated ancestors. And worse, ancestors and relatives on Facebook.<\/p>\n
I don’t see what the big deal is; her family tree is as straight-arrow as they come.<\/p>\n
One of the relatives on Mom’s FB group pulled a fast one and referred to the Buger family, even suggesting that you could get a Buger sample while the victim slept. (say that out loud)<\/p>\n
Not only did that send people scurrying to check the family trees for Bugers, one person even said he’d nail old Dad while he slept.<\/p>\n
And I thought owl sex on the gag shag was bad.<\/p>\n
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